OK!: Jamie Fox, 41, The Award Winner.
JeeCee: True, but old eh? maybe for our, erm more mature readers. (hold it, we love erm mature people, exemplified by one of our writers, who is well known for always dating someone older, from a few months old to more than ten years older. So dont sue us, everyone is like threatening to sue us left, right and centre, tsktsk)
OK: Jason Segel,The Funny Guy, 29
JeeCee: Background info for those who dont know who he is (BGIFTWDKWHI): He's One of the stars of How I met your mother, which Jee is a Huge fan of. We think give us Neil Patrick Harris, if only he wasnt gay and attached. sighhhhh.
OK!: Josh Harnett, The Serial Dater, 30
JeeCee: WE SECONDED THAT, ONE OF THE HOTTEST VEGETARIANS ARD.
YUMMY CARROT/BRINJAL and let ur imagination go willddddd. Cause ours already did.
OK!: Chace Crawford, The Boy next door, 23
JeeCee: We think he is one of the most gorgeous person to grace this Earth and even if he acts badly on Gossip Girl, all of us still swoon at him.
OK!: Zach Braff, The Primetime Veteran, 34
JeeCee: BGIFTWDKWHI(refer to above): He's that guy from Scrubs, and errr, whats he doing on this list?
OK!: Dev Patel, The Shy Guy, 19
JeeCee: BGIFTWDKWHI(refer to above): He's the Slumdog! Well, a little scrawny eh? Well, some people do like Scrawns. Like how they like Prawns and their porns, we mean pawns.
OK!: Zachary Levi, The Nerd, 28
JeeCee: BGIFTWDKWHI: He's that guy from Chuck. And yes, some people like nerds. FULL STOP. no more rhyming. (Not really for us at JeeCee, we like the Pretty Boys like Chace and Zac)
OK!: Robert Buckley, Best Body, 27
JeeCee: BGIFTWDKWHI: Hes from Lipstick Jungle and Privileged, the former was one of Jee's other favourite show, WAS because it got canceled. And We think he should get Best smoking hot pseudo sex scene on LSJ too! And hot Ass, and Hot Smile, And Hot Arms, and.... so much more.
OK!: Milo Ventimiglia, The Hero, 31
JeeCee: He needs no introduction, HOT Yeah, hayden is hotness too, Good thing they broke up, Giving us A Chance to marry them!
YEAh, in whatever ways that rocked your boat.
OK!: Robert Pattinson, #1 Most Eligible, 22
JeeCee: Some like their men smelly and not washed their hair for three months, We would have Chace and Zac any other day.
The Girls are not worth mentioning, cause they didnt had Hayden AND totally single Lindsayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Bullcrap.
TSk
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