NO SMOKING

to CEE: WHAT THE FFUCK LIPSTICK JUNGLE IS GONE FOR GOOD?!?!?!?!?! HUH!! okay granted Lipstick Jungle is a ripoff SATC (okay not exactly what!!) and the storyline may be a bit boring to some (but its damn sexciting to me). urgh stupid NBC.

Anyway, Lily Donaldson did an editorial for Vogue Paris (April 2009), titled 'No Smoking'. Perhaps making a dig at pregnant-smoker-mums? Have never been a fan of Lily Donaldson but got to admit that she looks pretty damn good (and spunky-mom-like) here. Anyway here in Singapore, smokers aren't allowed to smoke like 5metres away from shopping malls, and you can't smoke in clubs/pubs as well.

Jee

fashion week and entertainment news are rather slow on this monday night,
but Cee went to dig through the not so long ago archives, and there are still some stuff for you.

But after Cee goes for a run.

Anyways, the staff at JeeCee here, loves pelayo.
this early 20s rising star in the fashion world that hail from spain.

Great fashionista.
Great fashion icon of the next generation,


Anyways, we will be back later.

Cee

I'm sorry, Jee

Jee is one of the biggest fan of this show,
but i am sorry hon,

its cancelled.
News just in,
Lipstick jungle has officially been cancelled.

and our dear readers, Jee might be a little busy with work at the moment, but i believe she will blog more later in the morning, or tomorrow, in the meantime, hope u can bear with me. (:



Cee

Oh by the way,

Madonna is still stuck in Malawi trying to adopt her second child, Mercy.
And Jesus, her Toyboy is still behaving himself.

We are still waiting.hehe.

Cee

photo credits:
Madonna in Lilongwe, Malawi (Sunday)
Michelly Rall/ Getty Images

Britney's allegations against her father!!

JeeCee just caught wind that Britney made a call to her lawyers to remove the conservatorship that her dad has kept her under, and it is getting ugly.

She claims that her father threatened her!

We at Jee-Cee are not able to confirm that that is really her making the claim, but it sounds Britney.
Any changes, JeeCee will keep you updated.



You might have to turn up the volume to hear it clearly

Cee

Yo bitches, Linda is back again!

cee
credits:
Linda Evangelista
For Mixte April 2009
Photography by: Josh Olins

So Singapore, did you switch off your lights?

Earth Hour 2009











We at Jee-Cee give quite a lot of shit about Global Warming. We cant stop it. But we got to reduce it.

Cee

Credits: Earth Hour

Cindy Crawford in Allure

Cindy Crawford appeared fabulous in the new Allure mag in April 2009.

And yes, thats cream all over her.

"I think I look pretty good for 43. But I don't look the way I did when I was 23," says Crawford. "So if Star magazine or whatever wants to print a picture of me on the beach from the back, at the worst possible angle, and say that I have cellulite, I'm like, Guess what? I do, and I never said I didn't."

Girls, Metros and Gays, you need to buy Allure to know her anti-aging secrets.


Cee

credits:
Cindy Crawford
for Allure Magazine
Photography: Michael Thompson

You know that here at JeeCee, our music taste is the best of both worlds.

Jee is into total inde bands and music, always seeking out the most undiscovered and best bands that can be found.

and Cee loves the mainstream pop and remixes, with the dance hits that are rocking the clubs or airwaves now.
And our music progression might not be really based on Singapore radio airplay, but more on Billboard and Internet streaming, so we believe you got the best of both worlds.

All of you should have heard the stripped down version of Gaga's Pokerface by now, but watch this as she performed in Ottawa, (that is in Canada, for those who are geographically challenged), when she broke down and gave one of the most real and realistic performance to a great audience.


Enjoy,
Cee (and yes, im back from a night of partying with hot people)

Spotted:

Last night, there was a congregation of most of the hottest guys in Singapore at one single spot, and Cee is convinced that Singapore has a great number of hot and gorgeous guys, and if you are not one of them, you better work hard to be one of them.

Cee

Gossip Girl is reality, afterall

Say Hello to Olivia Palermo. She's the hotter, richer, skinnier, prettier version of Blair Waldorf. okay but she does bare some semblance to Leighton Meester no?

Anyway if you have already not known, she over threw Tinsley Mortimer to be reigning socialite of the moment, oh by the way she's with MTV reality series, The City. And her fashion sense, is well, comsi com-sa, but fantanbulous nonetheless.

Oh and by the way, DID YOU KNOW THAT ORLANDO BLOOM IS WITH MIRANDA KERS?

X, J

Spiltsville? Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

A-lister celeb couple JT and Jessica Biel rumored to be heading towards Spiltsville. Sources said that Biel is "too controlling!". Dang Iim placing my bets on them, that their engagement will actually work out. Unlike Aniston and Mayer (which by the way, is a good thing they broke up, Mayer is too ugly for Jen)

What's the deal with shows and couples?

Show: Gossip Girl

Lovebirds #1: Blake Lively & Penn Badgley

Status: Going on Strong. But! maybe abit of GG is rubbing off me, doesn't Penn Badgley seem to have this whole boring-persona thing going?

Show: Gossip Girl

Lovebirds #2: Jessica Szohr & Ed Westwick

Status: Newly birds, but can Ed keep his dingdongs in his pants? Will reel-life Chuck Bass be a real-life Chuck Bass?

Show: 90210
Lovebirds #3: Jessica Stroup and Dustin Milligan
Status: Fast and the furious. But they make a really cute couple!

Show: 90210
Lovebirds #4: Jessica Lowndes & Adam Gregory
Status: You snagged gold bar Jessica!

BLOODY HELL THEY ARE LIKE IN THEIR EARLY TWENTIES, WHY CAN'T SINGAPOREAN MALES BE AS GOOD LOOKING AS THEM!?!???!?!

Show/Movie: Rendition
Lovebirds: Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal
Status: hmm.

Show/Movie: Bring It On In It To Win It
Lovebirds: Ashley Benson & Michael Copon.
Status: Going on strong. bloody hell.

Show: Heroes
Lovebirds (NOT): Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia
Status: BROKEN UP. Generation Gap. Definitely generation gap.

And of course there are couples like Angel.ina Jolie and Bra.d Pitt who met each other on Mr. and Mrs. Smith blah blah, and they have one zillion kids blah blah. ROLLS EYE. old news seriously, go do more nannying Jeecee doesnt give a shit about you.

And now, weird celebrities with weird dates:

Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum. Bloody hell Sophie is like ONE fucking head taller than Jamie.

Jen Aniston and John 'Fugly' Mayer. Thank God they broke up. See Mayer in the shorts. Gross.

Okay bye, X, J

Inspired: Alexa Chung

Alexa Chung just gets it right, a thousand times over.

Her laid-back-infused-rock-chic look, and somehow, I feel, with a 'I dont really give a fuck to how i look' kind of attitude, man she IS working it. God i love her british accent.

X, J

I can never understand this class of people.
Lets call them the pee pees.
Firstly,
i know of this girl, lets call her XXX
I first met her on my birthday at a club, she was being a total wet blanket, refusing to dance and also refuses to drink (thats because her drinking is bad, and boy does she drink bad, U ought to know that Jee is a terrible drinker too by the way, but she aint no wet blanket.) Anyways, suddenly from solemn good little teacher nun, this CSY has been partying the night away at zouk. And not even phuture, but zouk, and come on, she can't be that into house, so this pee pee, is A FAKE.

and then she goes around taking pictures PUFFING HER CHEEKS OUT. i mean seriously honey, i know u are not fat, but nobody wants to look fatter than they already are, and i do not know who in the right mindset would tell you that that action of blowing your face up into a blowfish, is nothing less than the start of a beautiful Butt of a joke.

and then there is the other issue of one of Cee's exes. Another Peepee, and also i never see anyone so Dramatic, and its not even the cute drama or the funny drama, but the
WHY IS THAT GUY LOOKING AT U
WHY WHYWHY!!!
when someone just walks down the street.
OR U ARE TO COVER EVERY PART OF UR BODY!
NO TANKTOPS, NO SHORTS.
NO HAVAIANAS
(oh, by the way, i love to play with their website, the brasil one, where u move ur mouse, and then if u pause for a while, a flower will bloom, really cute and chic)

and still harping abt the drama one year later. and pretend that oh, i am a good drinker, and get emo angsty after a few drinks.

At least if u dont know how good you are as a drinker, dont bullshit, come on. *rolls eyes*

These pee peeps are so fucked up.

Im so tempted to put up their pictures.

Cee
( i will be out tonight, so thats why it explains the vomit-like number of posts, Jee will take over giving you little fun snippets, have fun tonight, readers)

Beyonce "Diva" Knowles (and we dont mean Diva in a good way) has kicked off her World tour in Canada. No dates of US and Singapore yet. Hopefully she will pop by Sin.

and it was reported that she sang Alanis (You Outta Know) and Sarah McLachlan (Angel).
Apparently, since Etta James was too pissed off with her two to three months ago, that she can't really over-sing At Last anymore.
HAHA.

Cee

Sex and the City (will lead to babies)

The Queen B. of the movie, refused to comment when it was leaked that there might be a babies in the next SATC movie.

We are holding on to see what V. Westwood will design for baby clothes.
(:


credits: New line cinema movie poster

If u heard abt the commotion in Hollywood, Paris jsut blogged about it,
and here at JeeCee,
we definitely have to bring it to u.
HAHA

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Clearing a few things up Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I've been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I'm about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don't even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said " I'll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he'll play whatever you want." So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like 'I only play this kind of music." I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don't ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that's when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner. Another thing I keep getting are emails from you guys, calls from family, flowers from friends congratulating me on my engagement. They said they read some story the other day saying that when Doug and I went to dinner with my parents the other night that he proposed and I declined. This never happend, I dont know where they come up with these stories sometimes. All we did was have a lovely dinner at my mom's favorite restaurant. We had all been together on My BFF Show set all day shooting scenes for this upcoming season. It was histerical and a lot of fun. But I will tell you this, Doug is an amazing guy and I feel very lucky that we found each other. We've been friends the past year now and have became very close. He's my best friend, we are so much alike, we love to travel and we have the most incredible time together no matter where we are. I've never been happier. He truly treats me like his princess and that's how every girl should always be treated, Never forget that ladies. My parents love him too, so I'm really happy about that. I love his parents as well, they are such a lovely family. His mother is stunning, so beautiful, sweet, funny and smart. We all had such an amazing time in Maui together, so I'm glad Doug's getting to know my family as well. I flew into New York this morning, I'm about to go to the Eye Wear Convention. I'm launching my new sunglass line. I'm so excited! I love wearing sunglasses and now I have my very own line! Loves it! So, I have to run, but hope everyones doing wonderfully and love you all. Love always Paris xoxo

Shes kinda boring eh?

Cee

Lets Gossip
You all should know that Adam Lambert sings fantastically and is also gay.
by God,
the people here at JeeCee loves him especially when he cleaned up his act just on Wednesday (US)/Thursday (SIN) and sang beautifully.


Here at JeeCee, we love our homo friends.

The gays, lesbians and trans,

Screw Prop 8 and Screw 377A.

This is time for our new gay american idol.

cause what happened to Clay?!
He became Ugly.

and not pretty ugly kind of ugly
but fugly.

Cee

This blog deserves some BITCHING and some gossip.
and come on, what else would be more fun than bitching.
So ok,
here we know, that in singapore, if you want to hang with the glamorous and famous,
you need to kowtow to the queen of the moment.
Something like the Singaporean Oprah.
and the Queen of the moment is a certain doctor that you know, (whose name is an american state) and no doubt that Jee-Cee will want to pay homage to her.

She had a party last year, at the Red Dot Museum where she invited the Who's who and Up and coming people to her Greek and Glamorous Party, that had half naked men carrying her into the room on a bed, and flame eaters and Pan LL as one of her maidens. Hear this Pan LL as ur maidens. How big is that?

News came that she specially air flown her Prada dress from Milan for a certain certain magazine party that celebrated its four years young.
and furthermore she was featured on the cover for Singapore Tatler for Singapore's new breed of chic, stylish socialites.
So hear us now,
the oversized permed hair in loud dresses socialites are passe, now its a new generation.

and we want to pay homage, my dear doctor.

We also heard that A certain Power stylist was rocking Louis Vuitton "Panties" in the above mentioned magazine.
Fucking rocking.

ok, so this post isnt much about bitching, but more of gossip. Shall we leave the bitching to next time?


Singing,
Cee

(He's leavin' on that midnight train to Georgia.
Said he's goin' back to find the simpler place and time)

Here's the world current top male model
Mathias Lauridsen for DANSK

You look grea M, but give the throne to Sean.





Credits:
Mathias Lauridsen
for Dansk
Photography by: Henrik Bulow

Cee

After that famous line of
"My pussy is hanging out there" line that she uttered halfway through a song just one month ago.
Britney just started a new pharse that is catching up hollywood up with a storm.



She was so tired of lip-synching that she just felt that she needed to say something.
it happens around the 49 to 50 second mark.
trust me its HILLLLLARRRRIOUSS!

perez has been using the line all over his posts.

Although Cee really loves Britney a lot,
this takes the cake that shes still nuts.
hahha
and Cee loves nuts.
(:

Cee.

(We have been watching the video over and over again)

Orgasmic Pleasure

Hello, let's all die happy with these: 

This has the LV tribal-heel feel to it 

am going to do a post on Zara heels soon!