What's the deal with shows and couples?

Show: Gossip Girl

Lovebirds #1: Blake Lively & Penn Badgley

Status: Going on Strong. But! maybe abit of GG is rubbing off me, doesn't Penn Badgley seem to have this whole boring-persona thing going?

Show: Gossip Girl

Lovebirds #2: Jessica Szohr & Ed Westwick

Status: Newly birds, but can Ed keep his dingdongs in his pants? Will reel-life Chuck Bass be a real-life Chuck Bass?

Show: 90210
Lovebirds #3: Jessica Stroup and Dustin Milligan
Status: Fast and the furious. But they make a really cute couple!

Show: 90210
Lovebirds #4: Jessica Lowndes & Adam Gregory
Status: You snagged gold bar Jessica!

BLOODY HELL THEY ARE LIKE IN THEIR EARLY TWENTIES, WHY CAN'T SINGAPOREAN MALES BE AS GOOD LOOKING AS THEM!?!???!?!

Show/Movie: Rendition
Lovebirds: Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal
Status: hmm.

Show/Movie: Bring It On In It To Win It
Lovebirds: Ashley Benson & Michael Copon.
Status: Going on strong. bloody hell.

Show: Heroes
Lovebirds (NOT): Hayden Panettiere & Milo Ventimiglia
Status: BROKEN UP. Generation Gap. Definitely generation gap.

And of course there are couples like Angel.ina Jolie and Bra.d Pitt who met each other on Mr. and Mrs. Smith blah blah, and they have one zillion kids blah blah. ROLLS EYE. old news seriously, go do more nannying Jeecee doesnt give a shit about you.

And now, weird celebrities with weird dates:

Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum. Bloody hell Sophie is like ONE fucking head taller than Jamie.

Jen Aniston and John 'Fugly' Mayer. Thank God they broke up. See Mayer in the shorts. Gross.

Okay bye, X, J