Friday, April 3

JeeCee has a problem.

JeeCee has a problem with a certain paper.
Do you know that paper?
ok, lets say, u are working, around the CBD area, like some of our JeeCee Staff, and then when you come out of the MRT station, you are offered newspaper, the free kind.
(And of course, come on, we are all cheapos at heart, who doesnt love free stuff?) And of course there is the heavily censored Mediac**** owned Newspaper that aint yesterday. And there is ***paper.
Or your daily newspaper comes with it.

OK.
Firstly,
I do not know whose brillant idea it is to come up with the concept that it was great to make it half Chinese, half English, Hello? what do u think this is? National Day magazine?
Seriously how abt mixing malay and tamil and french and german into the paper? Dont neglect the other races, you poop head.
And the majority of the English newspaper readers dont read Chinese newspaper,
And maybe vice versa.


And then this is the main issue that bugs me.
THE CONTENT OF THE NEWSPAPER.

Its totaly nonsense, there is some model-star-newspaper covergirl and cover boy competition (smells like pseudo New paper New face, Hang on, it doesnt smell like, it is the exact idea)
And then the content, SERIOUSLY
i dont even remember what i read, cause the majority of it was cra*. the main thing that i remembered was the New paper New face rip off.
HA. that is how bad it was.
Oh i remembered an article, it was an article about the G20 meeting today, The *** Paper reports that this issue doesnt deserve the front page, because screw the economy.
YES THATS WHAT THEY SAY. HOW MATURE.


Hello people working miserable wages at *** Paper, you poor souls (I assume you are earning miserable wages, judging from what you write) there are so many things going on today, G20, hello friends, it concerns us because the economy will screw you. And The Missile that North Korea is launching and South Korea threatening to declare war.
and the thing that got the Front page was some article that i cant even remember.

Gosh.

We at JeeCee are smart people too ok, doesnt mean that fashionistas are dumb bimbos and himbos.
We know that the chief UN guy is this guy that has Moon in his name.
SUCK THAT.

Cee

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